we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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