I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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