Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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