If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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