Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
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