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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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