My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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