We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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