Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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