Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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