I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
He did a backflip because drugs
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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