So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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