Whod you bang
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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