You smell like a Billy Joel song
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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