does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
