I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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