It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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