i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Randomize
