awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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