I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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