Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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