Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I love having hate sex.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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