So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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