Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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