your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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