Duck Duck Cougar?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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