Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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