Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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