we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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