Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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