So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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