ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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