I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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