I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i will never coherently bang her
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I can't turn off my feet"
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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