Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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