apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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