I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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