your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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