everyone is single if you try hard enough
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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