Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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