is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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