needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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