Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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