I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
tell me about the eggs
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