Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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