Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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