I hope mine doesn't look like that
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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