why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Randomize
