I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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