too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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