Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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