This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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