i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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