i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
It's rum buckets o'clock
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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