You made me cry and you don't even care
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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